I’ll be thirty next week… not much more to say, really – apart from the fact that I’ve noticed MULTIPLE grey hairs, I cannot go out two nights in a row without suffering the consequences for three days in a row, and I’m seriously considering giving up my dream of becoming a pro footballer.
Anyhoo, I’ll probably panic a bunch of times between now and next friday, and sound more and more girly as the panic spreads, so stay tuned for more pathetic whining.
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